There once was a guinea pig and a lovebird....
The bird loved the guinea pig.
The guinea pig tolerated the bird.
One day, he was kind enough to share his food with her.
The bird was ecstatic!
Her love for the guinea pig grew.
Now she likes to feed the guinea pig hay through the bars of his cage.
The guinea pig likes this.
He also likes to bite the bird's feet.
Then the bird screams at the guinea pig.
But she still loves him.